As I approach the seventh chapter of the Book of Bankruptcy,
I repent of my greed, envy and pride.
Help me to the path of righteousness.
Give me the strength to continue through the financial wilderness.
Grant me just one more asset bubble.
Guideth the Fed to lower interest rates anew.
Resurrect real estate prices and my access to leverage.
Deliver unto me gullible investors to re-capitalize my hedge fund,
And greater fools than me to trade with.
Make my cup runneth over one more time,
And I will dwell in my house in the Hamptons,
Forever. Amen.
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